February 2011
1 post
January 2011
1 post
June 2010
1 post
May 2010
3 posts
Fishy
Dear Second Floor,
You served us lies like they’re greetings.
A fish cannot elude the net forever.
You’ve drawn a box for me.
Let’s see how I break out of it.
April 2010
2 posts
Boys shouldn't play with fire
Within me, a child was fighting the flame.
Fire can’t be killed when you’re pouring oil.
Fire can only be killed when earth covers it.
To you I’d say, come back down to Earth.
Lets serve with a smile
Dear second floor.
Today wasn’t a triumph for neither me nor you. It wasn’t a battle.
It was work.
March 2010
3 posts
The 2nd floor letter
Dear 2nd Floor,
Intimidation is a weapon that you used against me yet honestly, I am confused on how you’ve managed to do such a thing on poor me.
What was it? The thin and finely crafted eyebrows? The flawless and white skin? The thick lips that pouts?
Baffling. I know.
Obviously, I am generous with my patience for you but it isn’t a perpetual entity. Everyone is entitled to my...
Blister
OH GOD! At this rate, my blister won’t heal at all!
February 2010
5 posts
2 tags
1 tag
1 tag
Android
This is a post written or rather typed out entirely out from my phone, Android.
December 2009
1 post
Return
I will return. Soon enough. After my Passing Out Ceremony. :D
September 2009
8 posts
I love Tumblweed!
I can tumblr direct from my desktop with ease.
When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults and they enter society, one...
– Brian Aldiss (via rachell) (via septicsceptic)
August 2009
69 posts
2 tags
Irritation
It is a god damn morning.
Just like you, I’m lazy to think.
Stop bugging me with questions.
Thank you very much. Have a nice day ahead.
2 tags
Lies
Lies are the veil of truth.
Lift it or rip it off.
3 tags
Parseltongue
There won’t be snakes on a plane if you’ve taken up Parseltongue!
Monkeys fling feces at each other when agitated.
fuckyeahfacts:
(The World’s Best Book of Useless Information)
2nuh
I nearly did that today! Except I fling boogers.
2 tags
See, I don’t need a freeloader.
No, I don’t want a freeloader.
If...
– Utada Hikaru, lyrics from Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence (FYI).
2 tags
Reason not to swim
Overly concerned grandmother: Are you swimming?
Me: Nope.
Overly concerned grandmother: Good! Don't swim when you're fasting. Later, water will seep through your butt and your fast is voided.
Me in deep thought: O_O
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Just putting it out there, FYFacts is for sharks....
fuckyeahfacts:
Ailurophilia is the “love of cats.”
A cat’s heart beats twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats per minute.
If your cat is near you, and her tail is quivering, this is the greatest expression of love your cat can give you. If her tail starts thrashing, her mood has changed —- Time to distance yourself from her.
Don’t pick a kitten or a cat up by the scruff of its...
Be careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came...
– My teacher, Mdm Erna.
Super Epic Conversation
Carl: *Cough*
Me: Are you alright?
Carl: Yeah, I am for the past few days, I've been talking like Ah Du.
Me: Huh? You talk like Artoo? *Imitates Artoo sounds*
Carl: Yah Yah, been talking like Ah Du.
Me: Eh...You're not talking about Star Wars Artoo-Detoo ah?
Carl: NO! Ah Du. A singer!
Me: Oh.
Johnny Depp is afraid of clowns.
Coolness!
fuckyeahfacts:
(The World’s Best Book of Useless Information)
1 tag
Facts
Facts are ugly but hey, we have photoshop and extreme makeover.
Heart Station
People close to my heart aren’t supposed to be there.
What happens if I get heart attack? Who will be responsible for it?
A pilot in the night sky
I know Ramadhan is here and I should keep anger to a minimal but things are happening and I need to rant a little bit. Sometimes I felt that people do not respect me. They do not respect my plans. They do not respect my decisions. They do not respect my opinions. I know respect can’t be commanded thus I shall not plea for any. You can’t respect me as an individual. I know that I can...